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Chaos Coordinator Hoodie – Funny Hoodie for Moms, Teachers & Busy Professionals
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Chaos Coordinator Hoodie – For the Parents Doing Their Best (ish)
Regular price From $39.18 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $39.18 USD -
Chaos Coordinator Unisex Tee - Perfect Gift for Overstimulated Ninjas
Regular price From $18.82 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $18.82 USD -
Soccer Mom Hoodie – Fueled by Coffee & Chaos
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Soccer Mom Tee – Fueled by Coffee & Chaos
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Holding It Together, One Meltdown at a Time” Hoodie – Funny Millennial Parent Sweatshirt
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I am not Lazy Unisex French Terry Hoodie
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Coffee Chaos Cry-Laughs Hoodie - Unisex
Regular price From $35.97 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $35.97 USD
About Us
Millennial Meltdown Club is a cozy little corner of the internet run by tired parents, for parents like us who are running on coffee, chaos, and pure survival mode. We make soft, high-quality hoodies and tees that say what your tired brain is actually thinking: I’m doing my best (ish).Our designs are made for millennial Moms and Dads who are juggling school drop-offs, snack negotiations, bedtime battles, and emotional overload with a sarcastic smile. If you’ve ever cried in the car, hidden in the bathroom for “me time,” or reheated the same coffee three times, you’re in the right place.Every piece is designed to feel like a hug and read like an inside joke. Because if we’re going to meltdown, we might as well be comfy while we do it.`







